The Food You Picked is For Idiots

Stop being ashamed of what you feed your dog. You know you’re stupid and picked a toxic food. All dogfood kibble is bad for dogs. Dogs ALL DIE* from Dog Kibble!!!

What you need is a dog food that’s sold on shame, threats, mud slinging, FOMO, lies and distortions –  making barely ANY mention of the foods actual merits.

“Smart people feed The Harmer’s Dog”

“The Harmer’s Dog is the only smart respectable choice of dog food.”

Our sales team is TOP NOTCH.


*In at least 17 years