Dog Lives 31 Years Because it Eats The Harmer’s Dog Meatish Diet

Dog Lives 31 Years Because it Eats The Harmer’s Dog Meatish Diet

We’ll say that a few times and people will start to believe it, then in the fine print we’ll say: “Well, not actually OUR food but a food like ours, and definitely NOT toxic kibble made by the renowned dog-killers Purina, Nutro, Iams, Hill’s, Diamond, Victor, Gaines, Alpo, Royal Canin Kibble Pushers.”

So yeah Bobi Costa didn’t eat our food but one like it.

And well we’re not even really sure that dog even lived 31 years. No dog has lived anywhere close to that, so it seems practically impossible. The oldest dog we ever saw here at The Harmer’s Dog was 23 years old. It ate dry kibble for one of our employees, but we’re happy to let people think it was our food that prolonged it’s life. But the actual fact of it, is that the dog lived 23 years and died in 1983 – and was eating Purina Dog Chow actually, at a time when there were like, only five dogfoods to choose from. All based on corn. And amazingly, dogs lived more than a few weeks, contrary to our current marketing.

Dogs lived more than a few weeks, contrary to our current marketing.